BAF Characters

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Philip J.Friedmann

When it comes to small fries, Phil is about as small as they get. Orphaned at a young age, Phil has always had it rough. But after being saved by them one faithful day, he was taken in by William and Frank. Together these three try to protect the city of Chew ‘N Spew safe from harm's way and they now are teaching him to stand up for himself and fight for what’s right. Up until now he had no spine, or any bones for that matter. Other figures slowly start to make their ways into Phil’s life and try to lead him astray. Though this bite sized hero is always being underestimated, he proves to everyone else as well as himself that he can do what’s right and save the day!

William H. Burgher

While William might not be the smartest patty on the grill, he sure makes up for with his strength. This beefy brawler is the muscles of the group. He’s able to knock even the fattiest of foods to the ground. Since he was just the size of a party slider, William has always been with his brother and best friend, Frank. It was thanks to William’s big artery clogged heart that Phil now has a place to call home. He convinced Frank to let Phil stay with them after rescuing him one day. William is always there for Phil to give him advice and help him out. Even if it might just make things worse, he means well. William might not have brains, but he sure has the beefy brawn to make up for it and can always knock any villain off their feet!

Frank N. Furter

He may be a hotdog, but he’s no weenie. Meet the smartest hotdog on the face of the earth, Frank. Frank is the brains of these three deep fried do gooders. Ever since Frank was the size of a cocktail weenie, he’s always had his brother William by his side, whether he likes it or not. Too Frank’s dismay after rescuing him, William convinced him to keep the “little bugger”. Frank is the only mature adult figure in Phil’s life, even if he doesn’t want to be. You can be sure that Frank is always working on his crazy contraptions that get the gang out of any mess. Whenever the city is in trouble, Frank has the knowhow to work a way around it!

Bob and Carl

Meet the original odd couple, Bob Bobson and Carl Alfriedo. Bob and Carl are respectively the owner and manager of the restaurant and home of Phil, Chew N’ Spew. Carl is the only human who knows of the existence of the living food. Once when he was working the night shift, he could have sworn he saw the food walking about. But to his dismay, Bob never believes him. Now Carl’s one mission in life is to prove that the food is alive and that he’s not crazy. Bob would get rid of him, but Carl is the only chump desperate enough to work at a restaurant on commission!

Don Nuts Jr.

Don’t let the sprinkles fool you. Don Nuts Jr, is the head of the biggest Mafia gang in the town of Chew N’ Spew. He reigns over all donuts, bagels, and other assorted pastries in his vicinity. When his dear old dad passed his expiration date, he took his place as the Don of the Nut Family Empire. When Phil, Frank, and William start to bust his high calorie cronies, Nuts takes notice and wants to “take them out” to lunch. If there’s one thing to remember about him, it’s you Donut want to get on his bad side!

Dr. Pickles

This crusty cucumber is the most evil Pickle to ever walk the Earth. Dr. Pickles is hellbent on world domination and to rid the planet of Fast Food chains and replace them with Salad Bars. Why do all this? Frank and William accidently crippled him for life, leading to his vendetta against all fatty foods. Just like Frank, Dr. Pickles too, is a genius. So much so that he has created his own race of genetically modified Chicken Nugget supermen. After years of hiding in the shadows, he slowly starts to make himself known as he lets out hoards of his minions out onto the city. He’s the biggest Dill the city of Chew N’ Spew has ever faced.

Jeffy

Say hello to the toddler who brings a whole new meaning to the Terrible Twos, Jeffy. He’s the nitwit nephew of the owner of the Chew N’ Spew restaurant, Bob. Whenever Bob’s sister has had enough of her little miracle, she dumps him off at the restaurant. Since he could care less about the runt, he lets Jeffy run wild in the basement of the restaurant, away from public view. Jeffy always finds his way to the city of Chew N’ Spew and terrorizes the deep-fried city dwellers. Whenever Jeffy throws a tantrum, it’s up to Phil, Frank and William to put him in a timeout!